Post #1 - 09/29/10

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Mr W: [banging on his podium with a marker that represents a gavel] Order! Order! Order, everybody! I  would like a cheeseburger!

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Mr W: [We're discussing the play 'Hamlet'] P-P-P-P-P-Polonius!
Student: Word!
Mr W: To your mother!
Student: Straight up!
Mr W: Yo!

Quote of Days Past:

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Mr W: WHOA!!! SEMI-COLON!!!!

[And later the same period...] You love the semi-colon! The semi-colon is your friend!