Catching up!

I'm sorry I fail at update, but I assure you awesome things have been said between then and now that you need to be caught up on!


Mr W:

1. I hate it when doggies get hurt.
2. Please close your binders or folders or paper-holding devices
3. The word of the day is endeavor, which is a verb, or something...
4. Who left a glue stick on the floor?!?!?! VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE!!! *giggles* Just kidding!
5. I like how when it's ashes of people, no one cares, but when it's kittens they're like NOOOOOO
6. "Every time I kill a man I put his soul in this jar."  "I don't think you could fit many souls into that jar." "Oh, souls are very small. They're like peas, but littler."
7. Pens are like a dog. They're a teacher's best friend. But notecards are like a cat. They're cuddly.
8. They tried to send me to rehab, but I said no, no, no! I like Dr Pepper too much.
9. Contrary to popular belief, Mr W is a mere mortal and makes mistakes
10. Apostrophes excite me like none other
11. I have a feeling their eggs were hard-boiled. That, or they were laid by a genetically altered super-chicken
12. Please break a leg, or as many appendages as you prefer
13. Holy crap monkeys!
14. *laughing* Ah, chortles...
15. I HAVE A NET!
16. Come see the play if you're interested in Westerns and gunfights and brawls and floozies in general.

Mr R

1.  So what happens to the unit of years? It must die.
2. Why  do you always go straight to physical contact between boys.
3. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's a whole new game - Find The Eye
4. "Close only counts in grenades." "And horse shoes." "But grenades is more fun. Mm, shrapnel."
5. If it weren't for the weird kids, the rest of us would seem so normal
6. When I care more about my wall than his head, that tells you how I feel about Connor

Teachers Past

Mr D

1.   It's a good thing you're not the size of a small fish, because if a cnidarian were in here, it would eat you!
2. But I bet you're wondering 'Hey, what about echinoderms?!' (We weren't.)
3. Today is Groundhog's Day Eve. Don't you celebrate? Open your Groundhog's Day presents?
4. Your plants swing both ways.
5. Buzzing is optional

Mr B

1. Romeo jumps over the orchard wall into Juliet's backyard - *under his breath-* stalker - and hides in her bushes - stalker...
2. Juliet's frightened. She's scared at first, because there's this guy in her backyard, stalking her...